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simonjohn1970

55 – Dorchester (crossways), Dorset, England

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simonjohn1970

55 – Dorchester (crossways), Dorset, England

I will be the one that flicks you on the arse with a t towel when we cooking together

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Online: Saturday

Modified: 19 December 2025

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In His Own Words

About him

I’m looking for someone to share my heart with and laugh together . I’m quite a simple guy and very independent . Love to travel and try new things .
I love to curl up on the sofa sometimes and watch a movie and I’d love to be able to share that with someone special and curl up together .
I absolutely love the country side and love to walk and explore .
There a big world out there , would you like to share some memories with me and build something special and take our time to build it rite and be honest with each other .
ThankYou for taking the time to read my profile .

About his ideal match

SOMEOENE LIKE ME WHO HAS NO FILTER AND AINT AFFRAID TO ASK A QUESTION OR OPEN THERE MOUTH IF THERE IS A PROBLEM ,DONT AGREE IF YOU DO NOT AGREE AND TELL ME IF YOU DO OR DO NOT WANT TO DO SOMETHING..
IM NOT AFTER BARBIE AND FAKE .

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Dorchester (crossways), Dorset, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
55
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 7" (170cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Average
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Hazel
Relationship Status:
Single
Looking for:
Friends; Let's see what happens; A long-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
Ask me later
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Secondary
Occupation:
Transportation
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Other
Religion:
Spiritual, but not religious

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district DT2 (Dorchester)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
46 - 65
Star sign:
Any
Height:
4' 7" (140cm) or shorter - 5' 6" (168cm)
Body type:
Any
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Single
Have children:
Any
Want children:
No
Daily diet:
Eat most things
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Any
Home language:
Any
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Witty
Intelligence:
Intellectually Challenged
Ruled by:
The heart
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Adventurous; Confident; Easygoing; Funny; Happy; Independent; Loving; Realistic; Thoughtful; Wild
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Honesty; Hope; Kindness; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Alternative (I'm stylish in my own special way)
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses only when reading
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
A tattoo or two; Several tattoos
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
Dinner at a restaurant; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Alternative; Classical; Country & Western; Dance / Disco; Electronic Dance Music; Folk; Jazz; Pop / Top 40; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop; Reggae; Rock
Movie frequency:
Never
Movie preferences:
Action; Adult; Comedy; Documentary; Horror; War
Interests:
Auto repair; Card games; Cooking
Sports:
Bowls; Boxing; Extreme sports; Football (Soccer); Horse Riding; Hunting; Motorsport; Orienteering; Polo; Rugby; Shooting; Walking; Water Polo
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Doesn't matter; Indian; Seafood; Sushi; Thai
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Go with the flow
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Time online:
I'm online on weekdays only
Take drugs:
Not any more
Family size:
I don't have any family
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
Willing to Relocate:
For the right person, to the moon!
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I like animals
Pets (Like):
Horse(s)
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
I already have my ideal job
Religious attendance:
Never
Dream home:
In the country
Politics:
I have no interest in politics
Retirement plans:
Sipping margaritas on a beach
Honesty:
Extremely