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johnvall81

44 – Epsom & Ewell (ASHTEAD), Surrey, England

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johnvall81

44 – Epsom & Ewell (ASHTEAD), Surrey, England

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Online: Sunday

Modified: 27 December 2025

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In His Own Words

About him

Like to think i would you laugh and make you feel special. And I do a great Borat impression. Love my music cars and cooking too

About his ideal match

Someone intelligent and has a good sense of humour. Also someone who doesn't take themselves to seriously don't like arrogance either

What His Friends Say

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About him

Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Location:
Epsom & Ewell (ASHTEAD), Surrey, England
Gender:
Male
Age:
44
Star sign:
Scorpio
Height:
5' 11" (180cm)
Body type:
Average
Looks:
Above Average
Hair colour:
Light Brown
Eye colour:
Blue
Relationship Status:
It's Complicated
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Let's see what happens; A short-term relationship; Something casual
Have children:
No
Want children:
Yes
Daily diet:
Ask me later
Smoking:
Occasionally
Drinking:
Occasionally
Education:
Secondary
Occupation:
Science / Engineering / Research
Income:
Ask me later
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home language:
English
Other languages:
None
Religion:
Ask me later

About his ideal match

Country of origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Within 20 miles of postcode district KT21 (Ashtead)
Gender:
Female
Age range:
18 - 60
Star sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Any
Hair colour:
Any
Eye colour:
Any
Has a photo:
Non-negotiable
Relationship Status:
Any
Have children:
Any
Want children:
Any
Daily diet:
Any
Smoking:
Any
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Any
Ethnicity:
Asian; Indian; Latino/Hispanic; Middle Eastern; White/Caucasian; Mixed; Black/Caribbean descent
Home language:
English
Other languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More about him

Personality
Sense of humour:
Sarcastic
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Party behaviour:
The life of the party
Personality traits:
Cautious; Easygoing; Funny; Generous; Intelligent; Optimistic; Quiet; Realistic; Sarcastic; Shy; Thoughtful
Valued qualities:
Chemistry; Humour; Sexiness
Fashion sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Favourite colour:
Blue
More physical characteristics
Hair style:
Short
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial hair:
I have a full beard
Body hair:
Hairy chest only
Disabilities:
I have none
Body art:
Several tattoos
Leisure & entertainment
Date activities:
A movie; A picnic in a park; Dinner at a restaurant; Going out dancing; Meeting for coffee; Meeting for drinks; Going for a walk
Music preferences:
Dance / Disco; Instrumental; R&B / Soul; Rap / Hip Hop
Reading:
I read magazines occasionally
TV habits:
I watch television every day
TV programmes:
Comedy / Sit-coms; Documentaries; Dramas; Game shows; Motoring; Movie Channels; Nature/Wildlife; Sport
Movie frequency:
Occasionally or irregularly
Movie preferences:
Action; Comedy; Sci-Fi
Interests:
Computer & video games; Cooking; Music
Sport involvement:
Watching from the sidelines
Sports:
Bowling; Boxing; Flying / Gliding; Football (Soccer); Motorsport; Pool; Rugby; Snooker
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Food:
Fast food; Indian; Italian; Pub Grub
Go Out to Eat:
I eat out a few times a month
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Chilled
Time at work:
I always put in overtime
Pastimes of choice:
Napping
Time online:
I'm on for an hour or two a day
Take drugs:
Never
Family size:
I've got sisters
Family contact:
I rarely see them
Likes & dislikes
Animals:
I love my pet(s)
Pets (Have):
Cat(s)
Pets (Like):
Dog(s); Exotic pet(s); Reptile(s); Horse(s)
Pets (Dislike):
Fish; Rodent(s)
Turn-ons:
Dancing; Erotica; Flirting; Intelligence; Long hair; Showing affection in public; Sarcasm; Skinny dipping
The deep stuff
Work aspirations:
Find new, more meaningful work
Religious attendance:
Rarely
Feelings about using UrbanSocial:
Nervous
Honesty:
Very